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聽別人說的冷笑話

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聽別人說的冷笑話

有一個人坐牢,有一天他在牢房里發現一只神奇的螞蟻,這隻螞蟻可以聽懂他說的話,於是他開始訓練這隻螞蟻倒立,翻筋斗,跳火圈。。。

3年之後這個人出獄了。他首先來到一家酒吧,找了個吧台前的位置坐下,點了杯酒。然後從懷里掏出這隻螞蟻放在桌子上準備炫耀一番。。。

只見酒保端著酒過來,用手對著桌子上的螞蟻一拍。然後抱歉地說道:“不好意思,有只蟲子”。。。
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  • diaochanmm 金币 -10 违规主题! 2009-6-10 23:56

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麻痹 太冷了 笑翻了

可怜的人和可怜的蚂蚁啊 哈哈

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兄弟你违规了,不够3个笑话啊,没好好看版规吧

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