2)小白兔到大白兔家玩,
shall by too dull doll by too jack won,
3)大灰狼看见小白兔了
dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,
4)小白兔闻到了,逃开了
shall by too when dull low, doll car low,
5)大灰狼大喊一声
dolphin long doll Ham Eason
6)“莫跑!”
“more power!”
7)万恶淫为首
while in well show
8)棒,真是棒!
Bond, James Bond
9)上帝
Song deer
10)杰克斯洛伐克
jack~slow fuck~
仅以此献给因为英语单词注汉语拼音而遭到鄙视的兄弟们!
另外一则:
北京女人街应急英语
英文句:Wonderful(万得佛) 意思:极好
英文句:Good price(鼓捣普瑞斯) 意思:价钱很公道
英文句:No Discount(闹欧迪斯康特)意思:没有折扣
英文句:May I help you?(美爱嗨扑由)意思:需要帮忙吗?
英文句:How's this?(好斯贼斯)意思:这个怎麼样?
英文句:Welcome(歪儿卡母) 意思:欢迎光临
英文句:I'd like a suit(爱的赖克饿秀特)意思:我想买件套装
最后来一个英文版笑话 大家锻炼一下~
An Arab was interviewed at a U.S checkpoint.
Guard:your name please?
Arab:ABDUL AZIZ
G:sex?
A:6 times a week.
G:I mean,male or female?
A:doesn’t matter,sometimes even camel
G:holy cow!!
A:yes,cows and dogs too!
G:man,isn’t that hostile?
A:hostile,dogstyle any style!
G:oh dear!!
A:deer?no deer!they run fast….
An Arab was interviewed at a U.S checkpoint.
Guard:your name please?
Arab:ABDUL AZIZ
G:sex?
A:6 times a week.(一周六次)
G:I mean,male or female?(我是问是男还是女)
A:doesn’t matter,sometimes even camel(无所谓,有时还是骆驼)
G:holy cow!!(圣牛!!)(圣牛字面意思,意为偶滴神啊)
A:yes,cows and dogs too!(是的,也有牛和狗)
G:man,isn’t that hostile?(嘿,你是故意的吧)
A:hostile,dogstyle any style!(这句自己YY吧)
G:oh dear!!(偶滴神)(dear的发音同deer-鹿)
A:deer?no deer!they run fast….(鹿?没有,跑太快了。)