[笑话] 没品笑话三则

☆I've been booked to babysit a 10 year old deaf girl for the first time. Before I start I need a few things clarified.



Mainly, is sign language admissible as evidence?



我最近找了一个10岁的哑女来照顾我家小孩，但在她上岗之前，我有些问题想问。



首先，请问手语能被作为呈堂证供吗？
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☆Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.



She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.



我刚对妻子说，我心情特别不好，只有吹个萧我才能高兴。



她说：大半夜的你上哪儿找别人的萧去吹啊？

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☆Most people are cunts.



Don't believe me?



Next time you see a group of people yell "Oi CUNT" and watch them all turn around.



大多数人都是傻逼。



不相信吗？



下次你再看到一群人，你就大喊“哎傻逼”，你看看有多少人回头看你。